• Knucklehead Profile
|"Bill Ayers - who was drawn to a career
in glass fusing after irradiating his brain with a Ion Cyclotron
Spectrometer while studying particle microphysics - teaches the workshops
while spinning plates on poles, playing ping-pong with trained ferrets,
charming snakes, and translating "War and Peace" into Urdu, all
at the same time. Born Lamont Cranston, Bill changed his name and moved
to the United States from his family's home in the Orient after he studied
with mystic masters and acquired the power to cloud men's minds. He is an
expert in nothing - except for things of which he has no knowledge."
-- excerpted from the Paula Butzi Review, a B & S periodical devoted to the plunder and exploitation of the Mayan ruins.
Would you trust this guy with your glasscutter?
Believe it or not, millions* of satisfied glass students gladly
fork over the big bucks to witness the miracle of him scoring
a perfect** circle.
That led to my career in the Halloween business. I've always wanted to teach - but showing someone how to sell masks and warts didn't fulfill me. When glass fusing entered my sights ten years ago I began to see this medium as the way. So, what do I do all day? I do a lot of thinking about what I want to do later. Then I clean the sink. Trim the hair out of my ears -- sweep the floor. Then I worry about where my next buck is going to come from, throw a few darts at my poster of The Guernica, then go hit a bucket of balls. It's a busy life. Dustin Hoffman is going to take over the role on Broadway in 2027.
**Okay, usually somewhat round
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